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That made me laugh so hard. Are you going to turn pictures I send you into adventure stories from now on? :D this is so cool!

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Suddenly there came a pounding of footsteps from up the street just outside the glass fronting of the old shop come museum.  

They smashed right on through the creaky old door jarring the bell, and straight up the isle crammed with old curios furnitures and random shite only stopping in front of the exhibit.  

Ragged breathing now filled the room, as if its owner had just jogged all the way to the city of Luxemburg, Luxemburg from the city of Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego Poland without rest, but was even now still jogging lightly on the spot while speaking between gasps.

'Wonder, what, happened, to, you...Say cheese'

FLASH!

The bright light dazzled Snowflakes eyes then faded out, breeze worked its chilly fingers through fur and tree leaves alike.  "It's fucking cold out here" thought snowflake out loud, remembering the familiar forest.  "Also it's muddy, and full of assholes..." he commentated noticing Mrs Rabbit stick her nosey face out her warren to see who was screaming about fucking assholes at this time of night.  "You got a problem with gender fluid foxes or just foxes?"  Snowflake staggered towards her, wavering the umbrella like a drunken swordsman.  Mrs Rabbit promptly turned inside with her family filling in the warren entrance in a matter of seconds.  

Triumphant Snowflake staggered on, using the umbrella to keep balance, as though the forest was a boring, dirty place full of annoying and nosey and bigoted and racist neighbourhood animals, who were always whispering behind trees and bushes about what to do about the foxes, what to do about Snowflake in particular and- BANG!  

"You got him, YES!"

Snowflakes legs, coordinated as jelly to begin with were now refusing to move at all.  Looking up, there seemed to be some movement from behind a log....

Snowflake then slumped forward leaning into the sweet umbrella which in turn sunk into the mud under the sudden weight, and taking every ounce of strength left Snowflake GLARED at the creatures emerging from behind the log and barked "DID YOU ASSWIPES JUST ASSUME MY PRONOUN!?"  Then ze died.

 

 

 

At the end of the work day the old curator come shopkeeper creaked out from between a stack of old clothes and magazines and closed up for the night.  "Wonder what adventures you've seen in your life Fox" then she sighing up at the cracked doorframe, a noise like air escaping an ancient whoopee cushion, scuttle off upstairs to bed and gin.



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